It had to happen sometime

I have a cold. It's not a bad cold, but I still don't feel good. Sore throat, minor cough, irritated sinuses. My most problematic symptom is self-pity. However, this is a good test. Let's see if I get special treatment. Just once, I want someone to offer to get me ginger ale. I want someone to cover me with blankets and put on movies so I can veg out. Is it possible to get a prescription for snuggling?