Anyone who says they are equally comfortable in a little black dress or in jeans and a tee is lying. Either you love getting dressed up or you'd rather be casual, but not both. I like looking girly- makeup, nails, sparkly jewelry, shiny lips. I pretend I'm hot. Hahahaha. I make myself laugh. But I want to look girly in jeans and a tee. And comfortable shoes. I don't want to have to worry about being fancy. I think that is why I like beer- it's not fancy. I'm not a fancy person. I'm a witty, albeit sarcastic, non-fancy person.
So then what do I wear on a date? How do I look like I have my act together, but not in a stuffy, "I'm wearing a pantsuit" kind of way? I wish I could just wear jeans. Granted, I know I don't look fabulous in jeans, but at least I'm comfortable. And then I can pick any solid colored shirt, since that is mostly what I own, and be fine. I don't have to match anything, or coordinate or iron.
But I don't think it works that way. So now I face that "what do I wear?" dilemma. I need help. Really, what I need is liposuction. But there's no time for that. I need to define business casual because I don't work in a business. My dad used the phrase "casual but elegant" when I was growing up. I hated that. I couldn't be both things at the same time; it was physically impossible for me. I may have to stage a fashion show at work because I need to call in the reinforcements. And I haven't even been on a date yet.
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